Tonight Caroline wanted to pray before bedtime, enjoy.
C: Dear God, pray that I have swimming lessons tomorrow. I pray that Briggs doesn't drink all the water.
L: What!?!
E: Liam! Caroline can pray for whatever she wants. Don't judge her prayer.
L: But that was a really weird prayer.
The other day I registered Liam for school online.
M: Hey Liam, just so you know I registered you for school! I don't know who your teacher will be and I don't know which of your friends will be in your class but I'm just letting you know.
L: Ok.
(a few minutes go by)
Hey Mom, I hope I'm not in the Spanish class.
M: Uh, yeah dude. I don't think that's going to happen considering you have to speak Spanish in order to be in the Spanish class. (there was one kindergarten English to Second Language class last year)
A week ago.
M: Caroline, come back up on the sidewalk! You're too close to the street!
C: Yeah, there's no doctors in this town. I better not go in the street. Those cars will run me right over.
This had Evan and I dying of laughter but she got that statement from me while we were in Michigan. She was running away from me and I kept telling her to stop and wait. At the last inch of the sidewalk she finally stopped and I had to warn her that there are no doctors in the town and that cars don't see little kids and she will get hurt. At least she remembered what I said.
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