Lesson #1:
If bathtime is your favorite time of the day and mom and dad just don't have enough time, make them give you what you want.
Catch the stomach flu from the babysitters.
Throw up your breakfast of prunes and carrots after your nap and then rub your face and hair in it.
Once the babysitter calls mom to come get you, you will surely get a bath.
If one bath is not enough, show Mom you mean business by throwing up again after she tried to nurse you for lunch.
And if two baths are not enough in one day, throw up again after your afternoon nap. But make sure you do it when Dad gets home and definitely wait until he tells Mom that maybe she shouldn't be nursing you as much as she is. Make sure that Mom has stated her case and thinks that she is right by feeding you as much as you want, and then throw up again everywhere. Then give Dad a thumbs up for helping him win an argument. Moms think they know everything!
Don't worry! I'm all better today. Just had to get my bathtime!
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