Fishing for compliments

I probably shouldn't write this post but I think it's too funny not to.

Evan and I are going to a pretty fancy wedding in about a month. I, of course, feel that I need to get a new dress, and of course, want to show off how good I think I look. 

Upon looking online at numerous sites, finding nothing that screamed out "pick me!" I decided to look at Victoria's Secrets website. Here I found many dresses that said "check me out! You would look so sexy in this dress!" I than checked the sizing chart, which depressed me and brought me back to reality that the girls in those dresses are at most a size 0, and if I tried to squeeze my fat butt into the same dress the results would not be the same.

Feeling down, I went downstairs to sit with my husband so that I could complain about it. Brace yourself.

M: "Evan, I need to find a sexy dress for that wedding, but I'm not sexy anymore." (whiny voice)

E: "Well, I guess you shouldn't wear a sexy dress than huh."

Now, I will confess that during this conversation I was 

1. already in my old pajama pants with my big bulky robe on.  

2. wet hair that I had probably not brushed 

3. no makeup, contacts out and glasses on. 

When I realized that, at that moment, I was probably not looking too sexy I started laughing.

I don't usually play word games with Evan, and now you can see why. He doesn't notice the whiny voice, the sad face and think I should tell her she IS sexy and a hundred other compliments to go along with it. I am usually smarter than that. 

Once Evan stopped watching the bulls game and looked at my sad face, he did apologize and than said "Don't you already have dresses?" MEN!  So clueless...